Many of my loyal readers have commented that my posts are by far the best on this blog and that they would like to see me raise the bar (not my own;) to encourage the other peasant contributors to think outside the square and be creative. I personally love each and every post but im pleasing the fans with this one.
The Following is what i have come up with.
Its been said that a picture tells a thousand words.
I have found many pictures that indeed tell great CoT related story's. But instead of boring you guys with the re-hashed stories, i will simply leave the pictures to illustrate what we each know to be TRUE!!
Well, firstly Monster slapped TheKillerANT like this.. (below)
and since then he has treated TKA weirdly (spelling?). And TKA has treated Monster weirdly (spelling?)
But was it because he was ashamed of TKA reclaiming his manvirgin status (above)? possibly so..
Then we have (above) a perfect illustration of how ....... rides road races! LMAO what a comparison!! (maybe TKA will be slapped again by .......??)
And this (above) i could not deny the blog readers. This picture is almost a perfect reproduction of T(e)'s facial expressions as he hit the Doh'erty Tour asphalt (spelling?) with his face at 50km/h in the friday night criterium. Thankfully T9e0 has almost made a full recovery ;)
And saving the best for last...
DID SOMEONE SAY THE COLERAINE CARAVAN DOUBLE BED SECRETS OUT??
....... and gunsle shared a double bed and little did they know that a camera was about..
Stay posted for the eagerly anticipated sequal to this post for the photographic evidence of two married men playing up..with each other
I think i can hear gunsle TTing 2 my house to beat me up now :0
Peace
TheAnt
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The word talent does not do you justice TheKillerAnt. Ur poetic, creative and cheakily funny blog posts are both inspirational and refreshing.
Thank you for making my 2006 a memorable one with your majestic 'pictorial' post!
Yours in writing
William Shakespeare
I didn't know you were friends with Dick Shake.... Oh hang on... that right, re-virginized.... We are through the looking glass people.
Are you nocturnal? First you drive home from the ToB @ 10ish for a 2am ETA, now you are writing post @ sparrows fart? What gives?
*How do you like those apples?
i prefer banana's t9e0 but this noctural idiot did drive home and get home a fraction after 2am..dodging one kangaroo from the passenger seat @ 110km/h..dodging another kangaroo @ 115km/h going round a right hand bend (went on the wrong side of the road)..slowed down and went around another kangaroo that was hopping down the road (i could'nt tell if it was hopping for me or away from me)..a wombat in the drivers side wheel tracks going around a corner in toolangi @ 130km/h on a right hand bend..a possum that never really got that close but THE CIVIC was pushing 150km/h at the time.
As i said, we had a long stop (15minutes maybe) and still got home in about 3.40 minutes..good time saving driving but dangerous all the same. From Yea to yarra Glen, BennyH slept whilst i had THE CIVIC in 'take no prisoners' mode.
He said when he dozed that i drove quite smooth so it didn't really wake him up.
I like making good time.
With the exception of the wild life moments, i NEVER did anything dangerous.
Is this CoT relevant? It was driving home from an open tour bike race!
Peace my brothers
One Love
(just for monster, he understands this)
Hey dudes,
I left Bright at 5:25pm and was in my driveway at 8:55pm (and I had about 1000kgs extra in my car). You should have seen all the crap those chicks bought. Bottles and bottles of Premium Olives, Milawa cheeses, mango butter, $300 Alpaca Shawl, etc.
LMAO @ Everyone's comments Excellent....
LMFHO @ Monsters comment.
'(and I had about 1000kgs extra in my car)'
955kg for Karen Milner & 5kg worth of Olives...
LMAO. Who did you piss off in a previous life to deserve having Karen as your 'ring-in' companion. Poor fucker, I really feel for you.
I personally would have spent 2hrs warming up for each stage and would have finished last then warmed down for an hour, just to avoid the company of the women in ur life.
Damn it! I didn't think of a 2 hour warm up.
LoL @ Monster on 2hr warm up... Reckon he would be the only person I know who would cramp in his warm up! At least Joel is cool to hang with (Vs KM.)
He rocks at soccer!
He seems to rock at anything he does. Soccer, basketball, throwing anything, climbing anything (including stairs and ladders), riding his 4 wheeler and steering it accurately, kissing, dancing, etc.
lol @ Ben(ji)
Joel is Monsters son man.
OKAY, here i go...
lmao @ ji's ghey comment, sometimes a few words do the trick hey BC!! very funny indeed
This is a good discussion we have going here...a great post got it started!
GUNSLE, im sorry my brother but u have yet again proved ur TINY brain. 1000kg - 955kgs of Karen - 5kgs of Olives = 40kgs left over....What is the 40kgs left over?? U dumb f*ck, ur so dumb! Are u embarrased by ur tiny little brain??
1000kgs of extra weight in monsters car...
Just to reiterate..
U say of that 1000kgs that 955kgs is KM and 5kgs is olives?? LMAO @ ur tiny little f*cked on brain!! :)
ur a funny man, ur comment made me seriously laugh out loud, seriously funny :)flawed but funny.
Monster would cramp on a 2hr warm up, but at least he would be good humoured about it. We all love a good monster cramping story dont we!
Andy are u riding the le tour xmas ride??
Joel is 1 and not ghey, poof. LMAO. Gunsle knew what he was talking about, the 40 kilos left over is Lisa - did he need to actually spell that out for you Ant? 955kg + 5kg olives + 40kg Lisa = 1000kgs!
I didn't include the 40kg for Lisa as she's part of the furniture. Besides Monster doesn't seem to be able to get rid of her so I didn't think it would bear mentioning. Also Monster's Long Distance tank is too expensive for his Tight Wad to fill up so it's always at least 40kg lighter.
My Points.
1.I love Monster.
2. Karen Milner is a Fat Christian Non-Fucker
3. TKA is Battling Gheyness. And it's all Janelle's fault.
do u have samples at ur place mr ji?
Over 7 days without a new post. Hmmm, is the CoT on holidays?
What have you other CoT members got planned for the next 5 or 6 weeks (the festive season). I might do some races and shoot some fish.
Smoke my crack pipe, find some hoes, play "fire ball" with oven mits and tennis balls dipped in petrol, play on my Artri, you know standard stuff...
hoes
Title: The white dog
The scene: Mt Dandy Trst Rd (kalorama)
The Incident: I was coming down into the 5 way gallery intersection at roughly 50km/h, after just completing a full session of SE's i wasnt pushing it, just pedalling down the descent. On the left of the road is a rather tall embankment and out of no-where a large white dog jumped down onto the road and stood there looking at me. It was one of those two-late-to-brake-to-a-stop situations and so-close-u-just-try-to-avoid-through-swerving-moments.
So basically i crapped myself, initially hitting the breaks and then swerving hard left and squeezing past the dog whilst screaming at it (in an attempt to scare it away from me).
The wash-up: I dont like dogs jumping out at 50km/h at all
Peace
brake
That was a post.
yes
and since i made it a comment and not a post i have made my post the most commented on post in CoT history...proving what i already knew, i am the CoT linch pin.
word.
this is the best post yet in my opinion
Hey Lad, forgot to mention, at family FNC's the other night i wore a really old T-shirt and everyone gave me shit saying that i must have borrowed it from you. Hahaha
Funny as.
HAHAHA @ Gunsle Rapunsle's comments... hahaha he's such a funny fucker when he has a day off...hahaha.
yes yes, who's a funny boy ;)
the new colour scheme is a 1000% improvemennt on the other one
i dont know why i am elephant now? i didnt sign in as elephant
i have never signed is as elephant. elephant doesnt even have an account
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