Andy Goes to the US

Andy is going to the US
To get away from you Pests
He'll be flying out of his nest
to be with the best
Like T-Lowe and Richard England
I don't think he'll stop in finland
He loves the CoT to death
I'm afraid I'd break it
All that work I did to make it
Not fake it
Like Ant with his fake b00bs
The rest of you are also n00bs
I love b00bs
But not so much pubes.
Unless they're Timmy Clarke's
His are high quality floss
But he's the bloody boss
He'd want to be with a name like
Senior Asset Condition Officer
More like 'Beenthere Ass yosiffer'
What the hell am I on about?
I'll miss you guys like a clout.
Which is a nail that you'll use
to nail cement board or a prude
Ant is cute but so rude
He thinks he's quite the dude
Bloody Rude.
Specially in the Nude.
For now I gotta go get some food
Cause it's friday night @ Le Tour
It'll never be bore
not with des, Ant and more.
Ok no More.
I'll try to post whilst in the US

Peace

Gunsle
The

New Shop Design for Le Tour Cycles

Here Guys....comment away.
New showroom is 300m2 alone. Workshop, Storage & office 100m2
Current shop is 220m2 TOTAL!

WooHoo look at that pavement fly!!

It seems in America there are a lot of Homer Simpsons around. Anyone care to join Rich E for a ride in the US?
Steeley? You taking a bike?
Good training for the classics but....

Andy's Specialized Dirt Jumper Guides whilst in the USA

New Le Tour Staff Member...Ikan..Beendover

We've had a few offers to show her the ropes...

Jan Ulrich Lightest & Fitest for years?

Is Jan Ullrich the fitest & leanest early in the season for years???
Check out these Pics, I think so...

CoT members and their Pro twins....

Sometimes I wonder If CoT members live two lives....
Here is a post to prove that fact.

Case number 1.

Steve Martin (He who sits on)

IS

KLODEN!

Case number 2:

Andrew Steele (winner)

IS

BOONEN!

Case number 3:

The Killer Ant

(Sorry couldn't find a pic!)

Wishes he was this bloke...

Case number 4:

Timmy (e)

Is about as good as this bloke...

(Seriously, I can't think who I am like!)

Explorations of the roads..

Good new road to ride on...
When you can check out the Lanching Place to Gembrook rd. You get onto it about 800mt back towards Melbourne on the Warby Hwy up from the end of the Don Rd. Hilly but!! Should use this road for a RR or even a ITT.....
But I think Gunsle would sook about the hills, poor Gunsle...

THE GREAT FIGHT TheKillerAnt vs Monster

Sounds like they're both dicks when they drink to me, what happened?

Was I rights in saying that things would be a little awkward with each other afterwards?

Nubs, the pair of you.

Gunsle

A future TDF Winner?

T-Lowe on his way to....

69 Trent Lowe (Aus) Discovery Channel 6.57
For the TT Stage.

Up the Brasstown Bald climb he managed a better result.
19 Trent Lowe (Aus) Discovery Channel
Taking him to
31 Trent Lowe (Aus) Discovery Channel 10.52
On GC and
6 Trent Lowe (Aus) Discovery Channel 8.37
On Best Young Rider Category.

Awesome effort, apparently he's been struggling to reach his usual
best as his preparation for the road is completely new compared
to his usual PROVEN MTB Prep.

He's awesome though hey!

Test Your Witts Against Fighter Pilots

Again Hours of fun but a bit subjective, as it seems to trigger off too
easily..

Best so far is 21.085 seconds.

Try this test of your perceptual-motor coordination. Go to the link below.
The object of the task is to move the red block around without getting hit
by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than
18 seconds you are phenomenal. Apparently the US Air Force uses this for
fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. Enjoy.

It's Jamie!!

Seriously, I think I can see a bum bag.....

T.

What have you done lately???

Last night (20th April) Steve Martin turned up to DISC for some Thursday night indoor track racing. He hadn't touched his track bike since the 2nd April (when he caught Jamie G in the Gold medal ride to win the BBN Pursuit Title).

Steve entered A grade and opened up a can of whoop ass to win the 20 lap scratch race, beating the likes of the BT boys (3 BT's in the race) and some massive fast Scottish guy etc.
Steve then backed up this race with a 3rd place in the Points Race (just missed out on the win when the Scottish guy rolled him in the final sprint).
Steve was then stuffed and could only manage a 5th place in the final scratch race.

Not a bad nights racing after having 18 days off the track bike and competing on his training wheels while most other people had shamals or discs and bt's etc.

This Post has been tidied up by Blog Cleaner Gunsle.

Le Tour's Lightest ever bike? Weigh off tonight...

Well TheKillerNub is bringing his bike in tonight to show-up desmond in a bike weigh off.
Should be interesting.
He's basically got,
Orbea Orca (TDF Frameset)
Dura-Ace
Zipp 303 Tubulars

So should be pretty light..

My lightest bike was my Blue Avanti Team Corsa which weighed in @ 7.8kg.
My Specialized isn't far behind that on about 7.85kg.

Gunsle

Favourite Pros??

A couple of my favourite Pro's (the cycling kind, not the other ones) would have to be Tom Boonen, Vino, and this Fella...



I reckon he goes alright...
Should be a good Tour this year..

*This Post has been tidied up by Blog Cleaner Gunsle.

I'm here baby!

I'm the Ant. I am a PETAL.

CoT Ditty

Gunsle started a Blog for CoT,
Because we all were acting like snots,
He really wanted to see what we've got,
Not a lot, but he's got a bit of a pot.

We were doing no work and emailing all day,
But we really love each other so much (not ghey!)
And if anything is said that is a little hear-say,
As long as it's not about me it's all OK.
(If it is about me then there will be hell to pay)

Ant is a bit petal like and wants to fight,
Steve is a tight wad and loves his bike,
Steeley is a has been and his pants are too tight,
And t9e0 wrote this bit and he goes alright.

Rich E @ Track Worlds

I can't remember who told me, but apparently Rich E took a trip to Paris to watch the worlds and see his NEW/OLD GF.

Gunsle better than Stevie? I think NOT!

I've never heard such rot in all my life. Here's a photo to prove it.

Gunsle is the big guy near the back (next to a grade shark).

Also please note the guy back in 4th is the current 2006 Australian Criterium Champion. He's a pretty good cyclist.

Stevie wins this A grade criterium easily.

Gunsle in Panoramic view...

Well well well, it seems Mr Gunsle forgot this gem of a photo of said self big noting Gunsle...
It would seem the photogragher had a good subject to use the wide angle lense on...

But he's got the yellow so who I am to comment..

t9e0

More ToFH Photo's By David De Gama

Wevans in the Crit.

Wevans can almost taste the victory it's so close...

Hmmm Andy's better than Steve, AGAIN.........

Pog = Pig Dog......

Tappin' it out... t9e0 Stylez..

'Oh if I fuckin' have too!'

Yes we're all in awe of Andy the Great....even Andy

Fixed by Gunsle-TheBlogTidier

ToFH Photo's

Some of my photos from ToFH.
What an awesome weekend.

Finishline to Caravan View......

Stevie and WEvans Spooning....









B-Grade Results after Stage 2.

t9e0 taking a kip before the Crit that would decide his Tour Fate..

Welcome to the CoT Blogspot

Well we spoke about it and I did it. I thought we could try this rather than 130 emails going around per day. It might be easier to use and track what's been said etc. And we can post pic's etc.

Like these.