Friday, April 28, 2006

Andy Goes to the US

Andy is going to the US
To get away from you Pests
He'll be flying out of his nest
to be with the best
Like T-Lowe and Richard England
I don't think he'll stop in finland
He loves the CoT to death
I'm afraid I'd break it
All that work I did to make it
Not fake it
Like Ant with his fake b00bs
The rest of you are also n00bs
I love b00bs
But not so much pubes.
Unless they're Timmy Clarke's
His are high quality floss
But he's the bloody boss
He'd want to be with a name like
Senior Asset Condition Officer
More like 'Beenthere Ass yosiffer'
What the hell am I on about?
I'll miss you guys like a clout.
Which is a nail that you'll use
to nail cement board or a prude
Ant is cute but so rude
He thinks he's quite the dude
Bloody Rude.
Specially in the Nude.
For now I gotta go get some food
Cause it's friday night @ Le Tour
It'll never be bore
not with des, Ant and more.
Ok no More.
I'll try to post whilst in the US

Peace

Gunsle
The

2 comments:

T(e)! said...

Well if this really was Gunsle who posted this then he is King Petal cause that poem was about as petal as they come...

Monster said...

That is a really bad choice of colour. Very difficult to read. You posting nub!