Trying out monsters secret move.
Hasn't really worked for me yet but i guess i have another 6 or 7 years of perfecting this tactic before im at monsters level
ps. i still kind of love u monster, kind of.
pps. i think u will win the ToB GC, crit and buffallo stages
ppps. i would like to finish, then hopefully place in the top 20 on GC, thats my goal, in that order
pppps. monster why do u hate me?
TheKillerAnt
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does my butt look big in these??
lmao
Why only kind of?
I’ll do my best but there are a few very good roadies in B grade.
I don’t hate you, but you only kind of love me, kind of.
PS. Nice defined left calf in pic.
I would hang my head in shame if I was riding back that far... Look at the rider with number 1. Look how short and fat he is. You should have taken one look sideways at him and gone "fuck this" and gone straight to the front!
i have not tried at glenvale yet this season, i have done what the secret coach has suggested and used them soley as a conditioning session (120km round trip with a decent workout in the middle).
i will try to win and get put up to B gade after my calendar of opens is finished (which have been my objectives for the last 5 months of serious training) and i've had a little break from the bike.
i think i can place in B enough times to get put up (even though im already more than fit enough to ride bunch pace with A...and have been for over a year)
I'd like to be put up...which doesnt happen to most riders, they put themselves up. Then ill feel like i deserve my grading.
b.t.w. im no born crit rider, im a roadie that climbs okay
The Ant
Lol at serious reply...
b4stard!!
TKA Said 'i will try to win and get put up to B gade' U mean A Gade? And what the hell is a Gade anyway?
TKA also said '(even though im already more than fit enough to ride bunch pace with A...and have been for over a year)'
How the hell do you know if you haven't ridden it? A Gayde is for men, your a boy, deal with it.
2 THINGS
1. I mirror myself as a general hard working bike rider on gunsle, he rode C grade last year (november) and easily coped with it. 1 week later he rode B grade and destroyed it. 1 week later was back into A-grade and not permitted to ride anything lower again.
2. Unlike a certain member of the CoT, i do not wish to turn up to glenvale, puff out my chest and say proudly "A-GRADE"...then get dropped after 16 minutes.
I hate u gunsle, ur ghey, ur not supportive, and i know i've been strong enough for A grade since last year because i rode a B grade last year that was 2km/h faster than A-'gade'. I have also ridden a B grade OPEN crit that was widely regarded as a 'super fast a-'gade' glenvale pace'
To all the CoT, tell me if u seriously think im not capable of riding A grade glenvales.
Ant
ps. my bike with the 11-23 is right on the weight limit, 6.80kgs complete with two bidon cages, and full HRM, cadence and speed setup.
pps. and ultegra pedals.
With a 6.8kg bike you are definately capable of riding A gayde Glenvales.
PS. I never get dropped after 16 minutes in crits (except when I'm racing against Robbie McEwen, Simon Gerrans, Cadel Evans, etc in the Bay Series Teams event).
capable
–adjective 1. having power and ability; efficient; competent: a capable instructor.
—Idiom2. capable of, a. having the ability or capacity for: a man capable of judging art.
b. open to the influence or effect of; susceptible of: a situation capable of improvement.
c. predisposed to; inclined to: capable of murder.
Oh fuck it TKA just ride A grade.
i wasnt talking about you sm, i was talking about the other 'a-gheyed' crit rider in the CoT.
i have FULL respect for your crit riding and indurance track riding ability. seriously.
why bother getting all ego'd up about racing 'a-glade' at glenvale and talking down to people in lower grades when u can only race for the warm up (ie 16minutes)
ppps. why do u hate me steve? answer question or face life ban from CoT
Indurance track is endurance track. Indurance is a combination of M. Indurain and Lance A. (both TDF winners).
And so I don't face a lifetime CoT ban - ppps. Answer: Coz you're fully ghey and coz you started treating me weird after I slapped your face in a get out of my face manner. Only joking - I don't hate you. I thought we were over this and made a deal that we would put this behind us and start treating each other normally (maybe even a bit like friends).
PS. This post lacks respect (for Monster).
So did the one two back from this one but who's keeping score...
Good point Timmy. The "TheKillerAnt - Yarra Valley Tour - Do my eyes decieve me??" post also lacks respect for Monster.
Hey Ant, haven't you heard "If you don't have something nice to say then don't say nuffin at all?". You ask why do I hate you? Have a look at what YOU write about ME!
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