All CoT members have MASSIVE Balls

I got my cycling license renewal the other day, and with it came a summary of insurance cover. One section of it outlines your personal accident cover summary, which is a table showing the injury and what the payout would be.

For example:

Permanent loss of sight.
Both eyes $50,000.
One eye $25,000
Permanent loss of use of
One finger $2,000
One toe $2,000

All seems well and good until….

Permanent loss of use of

One testicle $3,000

What the???? The testicle is a very valuable appendage, why only 3K?

Then we have

Permanent loss of use of sexual function $22,500.

OK. I know 3 CoT members who qualify. Gunsle the blank man could easily scam something up, T(e)….. nuff said…..And TKA, who had his balls ripped off over 12mths ago (sorry Monster someones gotta fly the CoT flag in the tent pitching stakes!). Between the 3 of us that’s $67,500! Mmm maybe a nice boat to go spearfishing with???

In other brief CoT news, Reece-Emerson Van Beek suffered an unfortunate mechanical incident at the Nationals ITT (as per cycling central)…..Hmm I wonder which back O shop employee is going to get a butt kicking from that one??