News Flash!
Five rednecks drowned in Lake Eildon last week.
They were trying to dig a basement in the bottom of their houseboat.
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Q: How can a redneck girl tell when her mother has her period?
A: Her brothers dick tastes funny
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You might be a redneck if...
Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
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You might be a redneck if...
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
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