Just add long socks, pitch darkness and this pretty much paints the picture...
Well first off i must say that this is a massive achievement, i will mark down the 4th of september as the first time i have ever had a 'running away from bad guys' nightmare and i got away!! I know this may sound like its impossible but its true.
THE DETAILS
I was standing outside the Chirnside Park Country Club wearing only underwear and long socks at roughly 2-4am when a P-plater car of around 3-4 occupants drove past me. I started walking home in my jocks and long socks when i heared something behind me, it was 3-4 angry teenagers out for my blood!! they were chasing, throwing things, yelling, screaming..and i was scared!!
Seeing as though this guy (left) has the same build as me (TheKillerAnt), just remove the whole water thing and you get another accurate picture of my nightmare...oh yeah, and add long socks too!WHAT MAKES THIS NIGHTMARE SO HUGE??
Usually when running away, driving away, whatever, from bad guys in nightmares, you or your car or whatever, moves really slowly and you get caught everytime - FACT
Last nights nightmare, i ran like the wind, the guys chasing me gave up and actually yelled out, "F*ck this! He's too fit"
This was a huge dream moment, almost like knocking back a hottie for s3x in real life, it just doesnt happen. (and if this has happened for you, maybe substitute s3x for a blowy, now that surely never happens)
So today is the first day of the rest of my life, no longer will i fear the bad guys chasing whilst i can barely move when trying to get away from them, i am TheKillerAnt, lord of the runners away in nightmares people ;) (this is huge, i got away)
Thanks for reading (a big shout-out to BC, u inspire me)
7 comments:
ok.
awesome comment monster
u know what they say? "jealosy gets u no where"
im sorry u cant get away in your dreams like i can, i guess im just lucky :)
u should be happy 4 the ant...and encourage his posts...otherwise this ant will leave the CoT and f*ck off to his own blog, taking all the regular readers with him..(said/written in threatening tone)
Ant.
OOOOhhhhh..
My comment was I bet you woke up in the midst of a masive wetty after running away from the boogey man in your dreams. Ant: "Run, run run away, ooohhh yeah."
(Disco Stu style)
I'm happy for you Ant. Good post.
It never happens in nightmares is probably true, this sounds more like a dream.
I had a falling dream/nightmare a few months ago, and actually hit the ground.... weird huh.
Good post Ant!!
i had it, and it was a nightmare, i was really scared. for example, when they gave up chase i still was sh!t scared that they would get back into their car and chase me with that.
was a nightmare.
ant (shark hunter)
Hey Ant, great post man, jeez u got some serious talent hey!
One Love
Ant (shark Hunter)
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