All things considered and after reading the posts below I thought I would bale out my CoT buddy Ant. I have read all of Gunsles suggestions as far as his one eyed Specialized beating off goes and I think I have found a happy medium between what Ant wants and what Gunsle wants him to have. My selection process included such variables as:
1. Ants interest in "Exotic" frames.
2. Ants current lack of excitment in the pants these days.
3. His one-upmanship competitiveness with Steve.
4. His hill climbing ability ego.
After hours of research I feel the bikes I found below would be the most suitable for Killer.
As you can see from the above if Killer actually rode these bikes then:
1. The frames are quite "exotic", I mean what is more exotic than "erotic" or a "hard blow"?
2. If Ant has anything to do with an erotic or hard blow frame he would have no more pant excitiment issues, and would probably be itching to get on the bike everyday.
3. The frames cost is quite "economical" and he would easily be able to spend less than Steve on bikes.
4. If Ant can kick peoples butts uphill riding on these than he truely is a climbing 'god'.
I rest my case.
5 comments:
If Ant wasn't so tight he would "crash the hell out of his best bike" like I regularly do. If Ant wasn't so tight he would buy an erotic bike and cop a hard blow on it - instead of just having one bike and taking lots of photos of it. If Ant wasn't so tight he would be racing A grade and crashing the hell out of his bike like a real man does (eg. Richie England in the Sun Tour, Stevie Martin at Glenvale, Steelie in a Kilo).
Nice Post te90. Very well collated. I'll be at home today looking after sick Kylie & Kids.
I think I saw TheKillerAnt leaving my place lastnight on an erotic bike.
Thanks Gunsle but it's actually t9e0....
ok im copping it from all angles now...
a) i dont crash my bike in races because i try to win, crashing means u lose, and yes ur a loser monster.
b) i'd still rip off timmys and andy's legs on those crapper bikes if going up a climb...lets not talk about going down the hill, riding flat roads or even undualating ones. (cant spell undulating)
c) i think tim is the funniest coter.
d) im thinking of riding b grade at ToB this year
e) im getting a hair cut at 4pm
f) i would just like to mention that i really do like steve monster martin even though i give him a lot of shit, i dont think i will ever be able to beat him, ever, and he is the best all round cyclist/per trianing load ive come across..so to speak
g) i love the CoT blog!!
h) i love my orca 2!!
I read and like comment f)
RESPECT!!
Monster.
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