The Ultimate Monster Sandbagging Specialized.....

After much deliberation, I've worked out the Ultimate bike for Monster.

Given the list of requirements I took all these in to consideration when working out the bike to best suit Monsters needs.

• Stiff for Out Sprinting friends @ Pedestrian Crossings on short irregular training rides when it's not raining
  
• Light for Climbing up the 1/20 where you want to smash your mates.
  
• Responsive handling for Crit Racing
• Compliance for sitting on the back all day absorbing all the pot holes that haven't been pointed out by cunt$ up ahead who are shitty with you for sitting on all day not taking a turn.
• Perfect Body Geometrical Size for Monster
  
• Cheap for a Tighta$$ fucker.
• Customized asthetics for grade sharking, obviously this is very important when asking for B grade, you don't want them to see you on a bike that turns too many heads or they'll think you belong in a higher grade.
• Available on eBay as that's the only place Monster ever buys things from these days. Yes he's adickhead. I mean addicted.

So I decided on this Shogun Ninja Road bike.

Shogun Ninja Road Bike. 56cm Frame. Full 16 speed Shimano RSX gears, Shimano RSX brakes, Ridgida Wheels, Shimano RSX STI leavers, VP clipless pedals, San Marco non slip saddle. This bike was purchased new for $1200.

As you can see from the photo this bike is in as new condtion. It would not have be ridden more than 500km. It has been garaged its entire life.

This bike also comes with a rear tail light, Sigma Sport BC 800 cycle computer, two drink bottle stands, and a San marco tube carry bag.

If you have any questions please dont hesitate to ask.

Thanks,

Conrad

Excellent condtion

I honestly belive this bike to be perfect for Monster, my reasons for this are as follows.

1. Price, always his No.1 consideration, this bike is well priced @ $400 should fit within his Tighta$$ budget. Also and almost more importantly it Cost $1200 so Monster will enjoy the fact that some poor fucker has lost $800 on this bike and he's getting an ABSOLUTE Bargain. He's not happy unless someone else is losing out. Make him feel better.
   
2. It's on eBay, Monster doesn't buy from anywhere else.
3. It's a racing bike that is UCI Legal
4. Has a Steel Frame which will be very compliant when he's sitting on the back coping those Pot Holes.
   
5. Asthetically it suits his sandbagging/grade sharking needs.
   
6. It's done less than 500km, like monster it's not likely to clock up many Kms.
   
7. Being Steel it should be stiff enough for those crossing sprints.
8. Light, um well yeah it's cheap that's important.
9. Responsive, um it has um Fork Trail. I don't know the Head Tube angle or Fork Rake but um it was cheap.
10. It's a 56cm so should be near enough for Monster

So yeah basically the Ultimate bike for monster.

Bid Away Lad...

Gunsle.