I was going to do a post that bags all you fellow coters but then i decided to change my tune and tell you how i really appreciate each of you.
F*CK THAT!
Your all c*nts
I've been copping it all week and now its time for revenge!!! :)
I'm back racing (sunday) and will be strong as ever in no time.
I cant wait to go for a le tour ride and smash it up against monster up the 1/20, test out my form and see if i can hurt him, even if it only lasts 5kms i cant wait to get back into the mix!
Friday night poem...
I am the Killer ANT!
I'm well known for my killer rant.
Andy's been giving me shit all day long
Now its time to lay it on the line and smack him with my schlong (wtf?)
I know im a sh!t bike mechanic and a slow learner
But compared to monster im a better head turner!!
Its nearly time to go home and drink some wine
and lay down some preperation for B grades decline
on sunday @ philip island ill be back with a number on my back
if i feel half decent i might even attack
but lets be realisitic, im gonna get smashed!!
but at least andys not racing so there will be no crash
the blogs getting popular, its getting a few hits
we are all so proud and yes Des gives us the sh!ts
thats about it my friends im running out of flow
tim clarke on a climb is really quite slow
one love:)
ps. im not sure why i chose dave zabriski as a pic but at least it makes my post look beta :)
5 comments:
Good to see you having a Post
Though your mechanical skilz aren't the most
I won't boast
just eat toast
and drive from coast to coast.
Apparently Ant did race at Phillip Island and Steve turned up at Sandown. At Sandown he had an orgy with some horses and a jockey, got funky with a riding crop, yelled random comments like "Friggen bang!, I'll friggen bang you", got run over by a super car, and then realised he should have been racing Ant at Phillip Island. Ant 1, Monster 0 (weekend tally).
Awesome Timmy, i love what u'v started, a racing tally, me vs steve martin, awesome work.
i seriously lol'd when reading ur "ill frigin BANG!! u" comments, soooo funny.
Race was great, ill be back in no time by the feel of it.
one love my coters
ohh yeah, its exactly nine months today since...u know :)
have to do something about that one of these days
You smash me up the 1/20? Dreaming.
PS. I won the green jersey for crossing sprints yesterday.
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