Monster's Top 5 (f'ups)

5. Bad financial decision - Paid about 40% too much for an investment property ($98,500 for a property worth about $70,000 in 1999).

6 months beating myself up about it, another 3 years thinking what a dumbass I am, emo 8.5, $28,500+ extra interest, extra stamp duty, extra everything…

4. I told my boss how f’d up people are who come from that little town (which shall remain anonymous) along the Warby Rail trail just before you get to Warburton. I was saying that the people from there are missing teeth, are inbred, smell, etc. He then told me his parents live there. We haven’t spoken about it since. (Serious).
3. Didn’t do Macleans. Damn it.
2. I didn’t sleep with any chicks when I went to Cairns in 2003.
3 years and counting, emo 10.5, ½ Million and counting…
1. Bike Crashes:
* Crashed on the track at the end of a warm up. Girl fell over in front of me. I hit her and broke top tube and down tube of borrowed track frame.
* Crashed in the final of the Austral on National TV while in 4th wheel with only 1 lap (250m) to go.
* Crashed in the DeBauchery Tour while in 2nd wheel with 200m to go in a 102km Stage 1. Ran into the cokhead in front of me who started sprinting then decided to stop with 200m to go.
* Crashed while in 1st wheel on the front of the bunch in A grade Glenvale trying to take the corner into the back straight at over 55km/h in the wet. Hit the gutter with the bike, flew over the Nature Strip, and landed on the concrete.