Monday, October 02, 2006

Top 5

Sorry dude, but it's all true. I know my top 5 is much worse and I'll write it up next.

Top 5 F.Up's for a very special guy. See if you can guess the CoT member.

5. Spent around $25K on a VH commodore.
4. Told Steve M to "Get the F.uck out of my house" on New Years Eve in the mid-late 90's.
3. Went out with Heather and went crazy psycho.
2. Blew out to over 100 Kilo's! Nuff said.

1. Rode a track bike down Wantirna Rd and took out a car with his body just before the Junior Road Nationals which was his chance to go to Junior Worlds. Missed out on GOLD in ITT by only 2 seconds and ended up 3rd (needed to finish top 2).

Another top 5 for same dude:

5. Did a 180 in the Torana in the Dandenongs and got ferns in the bumpers.
4. Got caught by the cops doing double the speed limit more than once (and lost licence heaps).
3. Wrecked a pair of size 15 $250 Reebok Pumps when he fell in the water next to the skate/sting-ray I'd just about landed (that he was trying to stab with a knife) off the break-water in Port Fairy (and shit himself in the process)
2. Backed off in Austral final and took 3rd when he could have won it because he was in a joke and was going to get his share of the money from the guy who won it, so why bother winning?

1. Crashed in a Kilo (Who crashes in a Kilo?) - Nuff said.
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9 comments:

Monster said...

If (ji) doesn't like this post....
guess what? - I don't care.

3:28 pm
T(e)! said...

I am waiting for the obligitory "Well if you could ride that fast in a kilo...." comment from Gunsle.
That is good reading, love the fern in bumper statement!
Why did you have to GTFO in the mid 90's??? What did you do??

3:38 pm
Monster said...

Absolutely nothing! That was the problem! He wanted to do "something" and I was just playing cards, so he got his big long arm and fully cleared the table. Coinage, cards, and all. It was so funny to see Jim scurrying around on hands and knees picking up all the 5, 10, and 20 cent pieces.

3:48 pm
Gunsle said...

LMFAO @ Jim scurrying after coinage.

Ahhh that's so funny now in hindsight.

Funny how much rage Card Games cause I think I remember Monster Slapping TKA over a card game.

I can't believe you did my top 5. Twice!! I was about to do it myself, you brought out most of my answers though.

How about doing your own??

5:27 pm
T(e)! said...

Ok the gloves are off now.... Anyone else sick of Fluffy Dog Disney Boy's comments?? Go back to your GeeGee Blog and change your own front page.

8:50 am
Monster said...

GUNSLE! Please create your own top 5. Sorry if I stole some of your thunder by getting it started for you. Feel free to poach any from the 10 I have listed, and add them to the other ones that I have possibly forgotten (or chose not to include). I'm sure you can do a better top 5 for yourself than I did. Feel free to re-word/correct any of the ones I did either in your post or as a comment here.

9:38 am
Gunsle said...

I love Ben(ji)'s comments, I choose him over this fucken T(e) dodgy red neck character.

11:43 am
Gunsle said...

Ghey

a derivation of gay meaning lame. meant to be non-offensive to individuals of a homosexual persuasion.

"That coffee cup is broken. How ghey."

5:32 pm
Monster said...

Ghey.

They word Gay should be reserved for describing things that are "happy and gay". The word Gay should not be used to describe homo-sexuals, poofs, poofters, or whatever other words should be used to describe men who prefer the Hersheys Highway (or doing the Chocolate Cha Cha) and women who prefer women (not that there's anything wrong with that). Ghey spelling was introduced to refer to homo-sexuals to prevent the hijacking of the word Gay. Hope that makes sense.

8:54 am

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