Nick's top 5

Nick's top 5 Lifetime fuckups until now are..

5. Driving 1985 300zx and finding it doesnt like dirt roads and crashing into a ditch. Got pulled out of hole in side of road at snowy river National Park by Tow truck, then having it go up in flames from an injector leak spoilling a second theatric viewing of Fight club! Probbly 15 grand lost in that episode-the car not the movie!
4. Riding bike up Wellington rd and deciding to ride left hand on right handle bar and vice versa which resulted in broken wrist and lots of lost self esteem-wait a minute-none to loose.
3. Looking at and following for months then finally not purchasing AMP shares just before it fell in may 2003. When i still had balls and money to invest it would have payed big time- i could have left home, bought a girl- or a harem of girls, then studies a doctorate in surfing technology.
2. Lending money to people-espicially phillipino bastard with drug addictions! What was i thinking?
1. Should have stayed in America- had money-kind of a job and a decent girl , so what if i was an illegal immigrant- better that, than to be a 30 something still living at home with the oldies!