Dickhead drivers. We hate em…As a cyclist, coming to a new workplace (and from an old one with similar attitudes), you cop a fair few stoopid comments. It’s like some people can’t see past the end of their noses. I thought I would share some stoopid comments/question that I have had over the years and would love to know if you have some great responses (ie Mad magazine style), or have had similar comments thrown your way…
*Comment in brackets is inside T9E0’s brain.
1. “You’re not one of these cyclist that ride four across the road blocking the whole road are you?”
(You’re not one of those fat arsed people who wear bike short in supermarkets blocking entire aisles are you?)
2. “Well, you know, you just open your car door as you go past…”
(Is that before or after I feed you your liver?)
3. “You are mad riding on the main highway, cars wizzing past at 100kph…”
(Just wait till I start wizzing in your coffee..”)
4. “I hate it when riders wear dark clothing, you can’t see them in the shade”
(Can you see this? [smack them with open hand slap])
5. “You don’t pay rego so you don’t belong on the road”(I can see you were standing in the wrong line when they handed out brains)
Share the road.
Shalom.
4 comments:
Nice Post Timmy, I love ur thinking...
I wonder if T-Lowe will stop in for a World Famous Buxton Burger on his way to Lake Mountain today. He told me it's a must.
Def a must. They are gold. They are soo big they come in two halfs, with a little Aussie flag stuck in it. Mmmm burger...
Now I want a burger, damn it. And I'm nowhere near Buxton.
I got from a teacher at work "You're not one of those HELL riders, are you?" and I replied "You're not one of those CAR drivers, are you?"
lol @ HELL Riders, I hear that from customers who ask me if I am one.
LOL T(e) @ Aussie Flag, I forgot about that, I guess u truly know the Buxton burger!!!
Me & T-Lowe ho'd down on one after fishing last year. Fantastic burger.
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